Mortal Kombat Lunchbreak

"What are you looking at, weirdo?"
"I'm gonna use your hat like a snow-cone."
"Sssstop sssstaring, pleasssse."

I think these guys should have a sitcom together. Obviously, Scorpion is the hot-headed one, while Sub-Zero is the ...cool-headed one, and Reptile would be the awkward comic foil guy.

Those ninjas.